Barely worth a cent
Such was the night endured by Brad Penny at Shea Stadium against the Mets, a locale and foe that remain a thorn in his side. Last night's 8-4 loss will go down as yet another night where the Big Righty was slapped first and asked questions later. Just 2.2 frames deep, the bleeding began with a two-run jack served up to David Wright, an act the New York third baseman aped one inning later to the same "pair of RBI's" tune. By this point, however, Penny may have been numb to the ball leaving the park, his luck having already turned so inexplicably rotten. After all, how often does one inherit an unearned run via catcher's interference? But such as the case that inning, when Claudio Vargas' bat connected with Russell Martin's glove. The two out oddity was the kick off for an inning that spiraled out of control and pushed the game out of the Blue's reach. On a positive note, Jeff Kent was able to get himself... wait for it.. back in the lineup and his presence added a jack to the Dodger side of the box score.
a jit Having notched one professional milestone under his belt (MLB and Ravine debut), Clayton Kershaw gets to experience another test. His first road start, and on the New York stage, no less. A taunting task, especially with everyone labeling the kid sliced bread's better, but at least he's got the power of Will Clark on his side, thanks to a generous assist from Mark Sweeney.
Joe Torre's mostly famous for his Yankee managerial stint, but actually first cut his teeth calling the Mets' shots. Because of that history, many a media type has felt it fitting that Skip be asked to reminisce a bit upon his return to the Apple. Frivolity often ensued.
Better late than never for Andrew Porter, who toiled 19 years in the Negro Leagues but finally gets drafted by a big league team.
This just in: Andruw Jones' production hasn't been entirely comisurate with his pay.
Pigs may not fly, but maple bats do.

Bring back Fat Andruw Jones. At least the Dodgers were winning when he was sucking, and they had a scapegoat when they lost. The team is 1-5 since he went on the DL. Is that a coincidence? Hardly. His inability to hit with the bases empty and with runners on base in day games and night games on the road and at home was the glue that kept this team together. :-)
Posted by: SaMo | May 30, 2008 at 09:42 AM
I told y'all FAJWTBK was a brilliant decoy maneuver engineered by Joe.
Maybe Sweeney can fit the roll?
If not can we bring back the Tomatoe.
Posted by: benzojones | May 30, 2008 at 10:30 AM
deploy the tomato!
Posted by: poppinfresh | May 30, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Benzo:
How do you pronounce FAJWTBK?
I humbly suggest "Fatback". You know, the J is silent, like in vojnovic.
Posted by: SaMo | May 30, 2008 at 12:37 PM
FAJWTBK - FatAndruweweJoneswiththebadknee
I think it's polish.
Posted by: benzojones | May 30, 2008 at 12:44 PM