| Main |

Barely worth a cent

Frustrated_kemp Such was the night endured by Brad Penny at Shea Stadium against the Mets, a locale and foe that remain a thorn in his sideLast night's 8-4 loss will go down as yet another night where the Big Righty was slapped first and asked questions later.  Just 2.2 frames deep, the bleeding began with a two-run jack served up to David Wright, an act the New York third baseman aped one inning later to the same "pair of RBI's" tune.  By this point, however, Penny may have been numb to the ball leaving the park, his luck having already turned so inexplicably rotten.  After all, how often does one inherit an unearned run via catcher's interference?  But such as the case that inning, when Claudio Vargas' bat connected with Russell Martin's glove.  The two out oddity was the kick off for an inning that spiraled out of control and pushed the game out of the Blue's reach.  On a positive note, Jeff Kent was able to get himself... wait for it.. back in the lineup and his presence added a jack to the Dodger side of the box score

a jit Having notched one professional milestone under his belt (MLB and Ravine debut), Clayton Kershaw gets to experience another test.  His first road start, and on the New York stage, no less.  A taunting task, especially with everyone labeling the kid sliced bread's better, but at least he's got the power of Will Clark on his side, thanks to a generous assist from Mark Sweeney.

Joe Torre's mostly famous for his Yankee managerial stint, but actually first cut his teeth calling the Mets' shots.  Because of that history, many a media type has felt it fitting that Skip be asked to reminisce a bit upon his return to the Apple.  Frivolity often ensued. 

Better late than never for Andrew Porter, who toiled 19 years in the Negro Leagues but finally gets drafted by a big league team.

This just in: Andruw Jones' production hasn't been entirely comisurate with his pay.

Pigs may not fly, but maple bats do.

Comments
SaMo

Bring back Fat Andruw Jones. At least the Dodgers were winning when he was sucking, and they had a scapegoat when they lost. The team is 1-5 since he went on the DL. Is that a coincidence? Hardly. His inability to hit with the bases empty and with runners on base in day games and night games on the road and at home was the glue that kept this team together. :-)

benzojones

I told y'all FAJWTBK was a brilliant decoy maneuver engineered by Joe.

Maybe Sweeney can fit the roll?

If not can we bring back the Tomatoe.

poppinfresh

deploy the tomato!

SaMo

Benzo:

How do you pronounce FAJWTBK?

I humbly suggest "Fatback". You know, the J is silent, like in vojnovic.

benzojones

FAJWTBK - FatAndruweweJoneswiththebadknee

I think it's polish.

Post a comment
If you are under 13 years of age you may read this message board, but you may not participate.
Here are the full legal terms you agree to by using this comment form.

Comments are moderated, and will not appear until they've been approved.

If you have a TypeKey or TypePad account, please Sign In





ADVERTISEMENT


Our Blogger
Andrew and Brian Kamenetzky
Andrew (right) and Brian Kamenetzky are hosts of the LA Times Lakers Blog, and contributing writers to ESPN The Magazine and ESPN.com. Additionally, they co-authored Fishing on the Edge, the autobiography of Mike Iaconelli, the bad boy of bass fishing and 2003 Bassmaster Classic champion. They grew up in St. Louis as Cardinals fans, but it doesn't impair their ability to Think Blue. After all, the Cards and Dodgers aren't even in the same division.

Email: kambrothers@yahoo.com

All LA Times Blogs

All The Rage
All Things Trojan
Babylon & Beyond
Bit Player
Blue Notes - Dodgers
Booster Shots
Bottleneck
Comments Blog
Countdown to Crawford
Daily Dish
Daily Travel & Deals
Dish Rag
Funny Pages 2.0
Gold Derby
Greenspace
Hero Complex
Homeroom
Homicide Report
Jacket Copy
L.A. Land
L.A. Now
L.A. Unleashed
La Plaza
Lakers
Money & Co.
Movable Buffet
Olympics: Ticket to Beijing
Opinion L.A.
Outposts
Readers' Representative Journal
Show Tracker
Soundboard
Technology
The Big Picture
The Daily Mirror
Top of the Ticket
Up to Speed
Varsity Times Insider
Web Scout
What's Bruin
Your Scene Blog
RSS Subscribe to this Blog | What is RSS?
ADVERTISEMENT


ADVERTISEMENT