What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold!
That's not just a fun lyric from Outkast's "Hey Ya" (which may very well be the catchiest song ever written. My dad is 62-year old Midwesterner, about as unhip as they come and even he dug the song when he heard it.). It would be an apt description of both the Dodger hitting and starting pitching of late. The former can't get much going and the latter can't prevent an opponent from getting going in ASAP fashion. Put that all together and you're looking at a result like tonight's 5-0 loss to the Houston Astros. Not much to analyze, really. Virtual no hitting + early innings of shaky pitching = unpleasant box score in nearly all cases. Kinda no way around it. Nonetheless, some specific details will be shared below in the breakdown.
The Good
- Chan Ho Park: As poorly as Billingsley pitched, Park was basically his doppelganger. Three innings of shut out ball and his three hits surrendered never conspired to create any trouble for the second tour of duty Dodger. "He's been doing a good job coming out the bullpen," praised Joe Torre. "He's getting loose quicker and he's coming in with good stuff right off the bat, which has impressed me." Torre was asked if Park was a candidate for the fifth spot once tenuously owned by a now injured Esteban Loaiza. Basically, there's a week or so before any decision would need to be made, but Torre noted that it's a role where Park has found success in the past. Stay tuned.
- The second inning relay: The pair of runs surrendered by Bills in frame numero dos could have transformed into a trio, had Matt Kemp, Jeff Kent, and Russell Martin not joined forces for a picture perfect relay. With Miguel Tejada on first, Lance Berkman cranked a double to deep right and the former A/O was waved home. After tracking down the ball, Kemp hit Kent in shallow right, who then hucked a laser home to Martin. The All-Star backstop does a great job blocking off the plate, which eventually left Tejada nowhere to go except against a catcher's mitt. Run saved. Not that it really mattered, but still, good work.
The Bad
- Chad Billingsley: Five innings, five runs (four earned) and 96 pitches, 52 of which came in the first two frames alone (which, coincidentally, is where Houston did all its scoring). After inducing a ground out from Michael Bourn, Bills immediately found trouble, loading the bases with the next three hitters in fashion that included both a wild pitch and a hit batsman. The kid eventually settled down to allow only one hit over the next three innings, but by then, both his arm and his outing were basically toast. After consecutive strong starts, optimism that Bills had turned a corner on his erratic start were understandable. Unfortunately, in classic Paul Adbul fashion, those two steps forward were accompanied by two steps back.
By the way, am I the only person who saw that video back in '89 and found it very strange to see Abdul seemingly deadset on make her relationship with a cartoon cat work? Really, Paula? Really? Annoying as he often comes off, I can see why she eventually decided to move on to Emilio Estevez. In a lot of ways, it's simply less complicated. She and the cat were from two different worlds, literally and figuratively.
Oddly enough, Billingsley fell into a pattern of getting ahead in the count, then giving up the hits. "I wasn't able to put them away when I was given two strikes," lamented the starter. "I was going to my off speed stuff and I was keeping it up in the zone. Giving them a pitch they could handle instead of going just below the zone and just a little away from the hitter." Torre put it an interesting way. "Sometimes, you complain guys aren't throwing enough strikes. He just probably stayed in the strike zone too long." - The blue bats: A scant three hits to show for the evening. And unless the entire trio consisted of multi-run homers, which is seriously tough to pull off when only three other batters reach base-- two by walk and Andruw Jones by Tejada's odd insistence to chase a ball into not so shallow left, proving the CF a trip via error-- you're not likely to produce much scoring with so few knocks. In this particular case, they produced as little as possible.
Also, talked a bit with Rafael Furcal after the game. His odds of playing tomorrow seem about as good as mine right now. And considering BK is actually the one at the park Sunday afternoon, you do the math. He said the hitting end of things doesn't cause any pain, but he can't really run right now. As he noted, being able to hit doesn't do you much good if you can't run out what you send into the field. The injury has been even more frustrating because he's watching his team lose and can't do a thing to help.
The Audio
- Joe Torre: Download joe_torre_astros_postgame_05108.mp3
- Chad Billingsley: Download chad_billingsley_postgame_astros_051008.mp3
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Can this team really be THAT dependent on Furcal? If so that really scares me.
BTW- I have a great Emilio Estevez/Paula Abdul story. Not appropriate for the blog, but maybe explains why she's so loopy nowadays.
Posted by: benzojones | May 11, 2008 at 06:45 AM
wow!........what a potent offense, 2 whole runs over 3 games.......and the starters continue their stellar performances, as now all 3 top starters have e.r.a.'s approaching 5........not sure what honeycutt is earning but give him a raise!.........meanwhile, "grandpa" kent continues swinging his hot bat, while FAJ (fatso andruw jones) contributed his 2 K's.........(useless sweeney also hitless once more -- what's new?).........hard to fathom why 40K+ fans continue to come to stadium to witness this nonsense -- have they nothing better to do? (guess it's the magical taste of the infamous "dodger dogs")
Posted by: bigunit | May 11, 2008 at 06:59 AM
UGH-
I cannont express how utterly frustrating this latest streak of offensive ineptitude is...
What other team in history has both slumped and gotten hot AS A TEAM the way dodgers have the past few years...they'll get a streak of high scoring games where the offense looks like the best of em....and follow it up with just as many in a row of 0 to 1 run games.....
It continues to amaze me that 9 bats could go so hot and so cold AT THE SAME TIME
And for anyone who hasnt been buying how important Furcal is to this offense....you're ignoring all evidence. Him being hurt last season was the biggest cause of the team's underperformance, and as we've seen so far this season, As Furcal goes, so do the dodgers (i know thats been written a million times, but how can anyone argue otherwise?)
Posted by: Mike G | May 11, 2008 at 09:08 AM
Seems like Rafael Furcal is a bigger part of the Dodgers' lineup than we knew. Apparently, when he's not behind them at shortstop, Dodgers pitchers forget how to throw the ball. This is quite ridiculous.
As for the rest of the team, can we declare the Juan Pierre as an everyday player experiment over? I understand Torre wants him at the top of the lineup because he doesn't have Furcal there, but his average has fallen by 40 points in the last four games. All the while, Andre Ethier is sitting on the bench, wondering why he doesn't get any playing time, despite hitting doubles in the clutch.
Juan needs to be the fourth guy again, and Andre has to be in there. But take heart, Juan, FAJ will be platooning with you pretty soon.
Posted by: SaMo | May 11, 2008 at 10:04 AM
SaMo,
JP and FAJ in a Platoon... sounds like Oliver Stone should direct it, cause it smacks of a conspiracy to me. Ned is still working for the Gnats!
Posted by: benzo jones | May 11, 2008 at 11:26 AM