Correia. Kuroda. Correia. Kuroda. Let's call the whole thing off

Correia pushed one up the middle, scoring two Giant runners and putting his starting opponent on tilt.  The floodgates burst open, another three runs scored and Kuroda eventually got the hook, the latest in a series of starts since the All-Star break that haven't gone well. Of course, on a rather nutty night where fans jump into the visitor's dugout, errors are put up like they're going out of style, and Casey Blake (with Joe Torre in tow) gets run from the dugout by the first base umpire, why not expect chaos to shape the box score?

Nomar Garciaparra's MRI from Sunday's knee injury revealed a sprained MCL.  It's just Grade 1, meaning the damage could have been considerably worse.  For now, Angel Berroa will work as a fill in, but the timetable for a return is up in the air.  Should it look like more than a few days, the Dodgers may have to make a move.

With the trade deadline looming, there could be many a player changing squads.  Just don't expect Andruw Jones to be one of them.  Jeff Kent isn't a likely candidate, either.  At least not until next season.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.  Aren't you?  (Seriously, click on this one.)

Fingers crossed, Brad Penny will have a rehab start tomorrow.

It's been two years since Jason Johnson started a big league game.  Tonight breaks the fast (if you've been particularly hungry for such a mound appearance).  He'll do battle against Matt Cain, whose ERA is better than his record. 

Perhaps a few more wins, and the Dodgers can move up in some Power Rankings.

ESPNTheMag.com takes a look at what James Loney eats, complete with photos.  Unfortunately, Loney doesn't mention the 9,000 protein shakes he sucks down every day.